So, someone took a shit on the corridor of our bar. But it wasn't your average shit, it was 'the' shit. Bigger, stinkier an one hundred times more repulsive than the rest of its relatives.
Human feces are an item that some humans are not specially comfortable with, it is a symbol of our gross primitive nature, the opposite of what many pretend to be, which is sophisticated, gorgeous and immaculately aseptic. For these people, the process of excretion is nothing short of an embarrassment, and its mere existence a disgusting joke from god.
Anyway, as expected, no one wanted to clean the intimidating thing. Somehow, our big boss, who was enjoying his sunday off drinking cider in the sun with his hawaiian shirt on, ended up cleaning the gigantically terrifying piece of crap with his hands. At first, he couldn't believe it, then he went absolutely insane, followed by depression and finally, luckily for us, acceptance.
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